david cool :: portfolio :: new media
08 Jul

yeah yeah…

i know it’s been ages since i updated this blog… i’ve been busy. i’m still in philadelphia at the moment. things are going well and i’ve been getting out and about quite a bit. i hope to have some pics up soon from some of the latest adventures, but not at the moment… :-)

jelly donut

i logged in to check email last night on yahoo and found this article as a top news story when logging out. it really blew my mind. this is one of the times i would love to be the editor at one of these online news sites. things must really be boring there this week… hahaha. for a second i thought i was reading the onion. it makes me laugh that they have some blond skipper eating homer food, just too good! and her expression, half way between porn and guilt, what would her friends think if they found out? oh my! i wouldn’t be surprised if this was the next big TV show. hot young girls eating donuts… the interviews would be exposés of young anorexic/bulimic women spilling their guts, so to speak, about their donut obsessions… which would undoubtedly bring a hugh female audience. and all the homer’s of the world would tune in to see hot young girls eating donuts and get into the machine talk interviews with the companies that patented the jelly donut impregnantion technology. see, i could probably be a millionaire if i went to hollywood and pitched this today!

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